A few thoughts I just came up with while clipping my toenails.
You know you're getting older when:
Your feet look remarkably like your dad's feet
You're sizing up whether or not she'd make a good mother
You ask if they own or rent
You feel compelled to take out the garbage
5 o'clock shadow after shaving in the shower
You're shaving in the shower
You say "punks" under your breath as kids pass
You understand what a CFO does
You're sick of texting
Doing yoga makes your back hurt
You know you're still young when:
You're in the drive thru at Del Taco after midnight
You spend hours in a coffee shop and accomplish nothing
You daydream about snowboarding
You capitalize Single
You constantly want to be on a road trip
You eat two double chocolate cookies before dinner
Your facial hair doesn't connect
You yell back at the old guy yelling "this is America!"
You seriously consider staying in a hostel to save some cash
You write pointless blogs shamelessly
Your loans are still deferred
You mom gives you shirts
Goodnight..
Migz
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