Monday, February 22, 2010

Get Drunk! Birthday song

Wake up in the morning feelin like an Elf King
put my loaf in the sack, and I grab my gold ring
then I open the doorhole, don't you call me a rabbit
for today is my birthday, I'm the thief you call Baggins

I'm talkin bout
turnin those trolls to stone stone
getting lost all alone lone
gonna wander way far from home home

then stop now
findin' my favorite Ring Ring
stealing it from the Swamp Thing
with the power of Invisibility

Get Drunk! Have fun! I'm Eleventy-One!
Tonight! Dance a jig in the Hobbit village!
Proud feet! Hear a speech! Everybody watch me, now

Oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Ain't got no family in the world but my nephew here
Ain't got nobody but the Sackvilles, and they strike me with fear
And now the Wizard's pullin up in his horse-drawn wagon
I see the party's getting started with his firework's dragon

I'm talkin bout
Missing adventuring -ing
Gandalf's tryin' to touch my Ring
Gonna smack 'im if he takes it from Me Me

Na-now
gonna leave it here on the ground ground
where it probably will be found found
by Frodo cuz he's in town...

Get Drunk! Have Fun! I'm Eleventy-One!
Samwise! Dance with her till you see the Sunrise!
Farewell Hobbit Hole! Now I'm goin out my door now..

oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

Get Drunk! Have Fun! I'm Eleventy-One!
Frodo! I didn't know it belongs to Sauron!
Clik-Clak goes my staff on the cobblestone road now..

oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh

2 comments:

moonshinejunkyard said...

ummmmmmm....i just found this, and also. joey just played me the original of this last night, so apropos. YOU ARE AMAZING. please make a recording of this, and make a video very similar to the original but of you know, you, doing lord of the rings shit. hello, better than weird al cause you're cute? yes. why is this blog not showing up on my "blogroll" (who ever thought up that sickening word?) cause it's how i get my updates!?

mattbeatty said...

wait, what's the original?